Cut

Blue scissors, from Ikea, on my desk, from Ikea. The scissors are the only pair in my house. They’ve been used multiple times to open boxes, remove tags and tear through tape…many of which were also from Ikea. These are cannibal scissors. Do they feel a little weird about it? Sure they do. But sometimes you’ve just gotta cut. Don’t judge.

p.s. My microwave is weird too.